Do you know what butter is?

  Yes
  No
  PIE!
  Very fattening

Yes

  Yes
  No
  I agree
  PIE!

What do you put butter on?

  People
  EVERYTHING!
  Toast
  Pie!

Butter comes from chickens. Yes? No?

  Yes
  No
  Of course not...it comes from hippopotmuses
  PIE!

Do you believe in magic?

  Yes
  No
  Wheres the question in this?
  I believe in PIE!

I'm hungry?

  Me too
  We don't care!
  BUTTER!
  BOSSONOVA DUDE

Does its test annoy you?

  Yes
  No
  Maybe so.
  PIE!

BECAUSE IT'S NOT OVER

  Yes
  No
  NOOOOOOOO!
  DAMMIT

What are the first two ingredients in butter?

  YOUR MOM!
  How the hell would I know?
  Canola oil and Sunflower oil
  Why would I care?
  canola oil