A man rides into town on Friday.The man rides out of town on Friday. How is that possible?

  He left one country on Friday.It was a different week schedule there and he left on Friday as well.
  He rode into town on a horse named Friday and rode out on him.
  He flew into town on a plane.The company was named Friday.
  He named his car Friday and rode into and out of town on it.

A man coming home was afraid of a masked man at home.Why was he afraid of the masked man at home?

  They were playing baseball.The masked man was the empire.The player was coming to home plate and was afraid the empire would tag him out.
  The man at home was a burgalar
  It was the other way around!
  The masked man was the landlord and wanted the rent payed.

Whats the difference between the letters above the line and the letters below the line?
AEFHIKLMNTVWXYZ
___________________

BCDGJOPQRSU

  The letters above are vowels.
  The letters below are vowels.
  The letters above are made up of all straight lines.The bottom letters are curvy.
  I dunno!

What color was George Washington's white horse?

  White
  Brown
  Black and White
  Black

A farmer had 100 cows.All but 70 died.How many are left?

  fifteen
  seventy
  thirty
  one hundred

Glue is to Sticky as Water is to

  Slippery
  Slimy
  Wet
  Liquid

If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada,where are the survivors buried?

  In their hometown.
  In the border.
  No where.They're still alive!
  I dont get it!

Shoe is to Foot as Glove is to

  Hand
  Mitten
  A monkey's hand-shaped feet.
  I dont get this one!

If a tree falls in the woods and nobody is around to hear it, does the tree still make a sound?

(No matter what your answer is,you get full credit.That is because this question has never been answered truthfully!)

  I think Yes
  I think No
  Its a mystery!
  I need time to think!