NerdTests.com Test: Want to be a gangsta in the STL?

If you think, have ever thought, or ever will think about becoming a gangster in St. Louis, you might want to try this test out to make sure you got what it takes. Our city don't have enough room for all yall punks tryin' to pursue the gangsta life. Shoot!

First of all, if you wanna live in the STL you need the right clothes. So what you fone wear?

Hollister all the way dude.
Jeans, a sweet looking shirt, and some sunscreen.
Hook me up with some Aeropostale playa.
A purple tall T and saggin' all the way.

Next, you need the freshist kicks. What you gone be strutin' in?

Timbos.
Nikes.
sketchers
Jordans
Vans

Now you need a chain. Chose wisely poser!

Platinum boyeeee!
Gold. Matches my grill.
A big diamond cross cause even gangstas love Jesus.
Chains are to heavy.
What's a chain?

O.K. Now that we is done with the clothes, what you packin' playa?

Mace.
A 9 mill. Duh.
A shank.
Packin' playa? What's going on.
My boyz.

Now, what you representin'?

East side.
West side.
North side.
Central quadrent.

What you drinkin'?

Colt 45.
beer.
Martini.
Patron.

You need a ride to get around in. So what you is drivin'?

Chrystler 300
Jeep.
Escalade.
Corvette.

Whats on yo head fool.

Do rag.
Flat billed ball cap wit all da stickas.
Beanie.
Bandana.
Visor.

What do yo grill look like?

Gold to match my chain.
Silver.
Gold with diamonds. Cheah!
Gum rapper.
Propane. It's safer than charcoal.

10)

Do yo chain hang low?

No!
Bought 24 inches is how low I let it hang.
Approximately 5 inches.
WHAT'S A CHAIN!!!!

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