Have you ever partied with a monkey?

  Yes
  No
  Yes, he had purple polkadots!!
  Maybe... OKAY! But only on Tuesdays.
  CHEESE IS SQUISHY!!!
  What??

Is your name Joe?

  Yes
  No
  No... Its BILLY BOB Joe
  NO! Its Uncle Tim.
  GRASSHOPPERS ARE GREEEENNN!!!

Would you describe yourself as stupid.

  Yes
  No
  No, but you are!!
  Only if my mommy says so 0_o
  I once licked my brother's feet
  NO WAY!!

If your mom's a monkey and your dad's a snake what are you?

  Yes
  No
  Something...
  Superman 0_o *opens up shirt*
  A SNOKEY!!
  WHERES THE PIE!?!
  Umm thats not possible.

I like Pie.

  Yes
  No
  So do I.. HEY! THAT RHYMES!
  Good to know.. * cough * not
  GREEN ROX!

This test is over

  Yes
  No
  NOOO!!! AHHH!!
  WHAT!?
  YAY! FINALLY!!
  A hug a day keeps the lonelies away!

Just kidding its not!!

  Yes
  No
  YAY! *hops and sings*
  NOOO!!!!
  YAY BARNIE!!
  Its the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse! Come inside its fun inside!

Do you ever have gas you can't control??

  Yes
  No
  No! *farts* ok sometimes
  EEEWWW NO!!!
  Aren't bananas cooolio!?

I'm running out of questions...

  Yes
  No
  How about.. do you pick your nose in public??
  GOOD! I wanted you to shut up
  I can polka rap!

Sorry but this is the last question. Will you miss me??

  Yes
  No
  YES! *cries*
  NO WAY!! You're a dork!
  *singing* I have a pet lizard named BOB!