Do you like pizza?

  Yes
  No

How many toppings do you like on your pizza?

  I hate pizza
  1
  2-3
  4-5
  As many as I can have

What is your favorite type of pizza?

  I already said I don't like pizza
  Deep dish
  Thin crust
  other
  Any pizza is good pizza

Do you often have pizza eating contests?

  Yes
  sometimes
  Never

Would you eat pizza if you saw it laying on the floor?

  Yes
  No

Would you eat it if it had something gross spilled on it?

  Yes
  No

Do you eat the crust?

  Yes
  Of course crust is the best part
  Sometimes to save room for the good part
  No

Do you own any clothing with pizza on it?

  Yes
  No

Which would you rather eat, pizza or steak?

  Pizza
  steak
  Depends on the day

Do you like frozen pizzas?

  Yes
  No, only from a pizza place
  I hate pizza

Do you eat pizza cold?

  Yes
  That ruins the pizza
  No, I hate pizza

Does your house smell like pizza?

  Yes
  some days
  No

Do you feed your pets pizza?

  Yes
  Why would I waste pizza that way
  No

would you pay hundreds of dollars for a pizza if there were no other pizzas?

  Yes
  No Way