have you ever taken any of these tests?

  Yes
  No
  What test
  What was the question again

does the word stupid make you uncomfortable

  Yes
  No
  what does the last word mean
  why are you asking this

what is your favorite color

  pink
  blue
  what is this you call a color
  is mayonase a color

do you have a computer

  Yes
  No
  why do you need to know
  whats a computer

if you had a pet what would it be

  dog
  cat
  bed
  is a mermaid a pet
  what about mayonnaise

have you ever read a book before

  Yes
  No
  whats that
  if it has words im not reading it
  huh

do you like cake

  Yes
  No
  pie is better
  is cake a vegetable
  im allergic

do you like pie

  Yes
  No
  cake is better
  i dont like math
  what kind
  is that a fruit

is cake better than pie

  Yes
  No
  again. i dont like math
  which one is the fruit and which one is the vegetable
  the sentence is to long to read

is pie better than cake

  Yes
  No
  same question
  is there a difference
  I dont like math!!!
  i like tomatoes

can you bake a cake

  Yes
  No
  i dont like the kitchen
  what does bake mean
  i ate an orange once

can u bake a pie

  Yes
  No
  i dont like math
  doesnt that mean foot in chinese
  you spelled you wrong

can you speak more than one language

  Yes
  No
  whats that
  is that a drink
  what happened to the questions about cake and pie

how many

  mare than 3
  less than 3
  i dont speak any languages
  cake and pie
  what was the question

if you could speak any of these languages which one would it be

  chinese
  spanish
  french
  margaritas
  huh
  is mayonaise a language

do you live in a house

  Yes
  No
  is mayonaise a house
  does living under a bridge count
  whats a house
  i found a penny once in my house

who was george washington

  the first us president
  is that a race car driver
  the creator of mayonaise
  the guy who invented family guy
  what does u.s mean

who was abraham lincoln

  the fifth us president
  was he on the simpsons
  the guy with a big hat
  was he on teletubbies
  again what does u.s stand for

what does u.s stand for

  united states
  uncle sam
  unicycle stuff
  whats the period there for
  mayonaise