Have you ever been in a prison before?

  Yes
  No
  Im perfect, even check my criminal record!

Could you survive 23 hours in a cell and only one hour outside a day?

  Yes
  No
  I would ripp my cell mate in two!!

If after 3 years of living by yourself in a padded cell that you just got comfortable in, could you survive moving into a different cell with a tough crowd?

  Yes
  No
  I would pound them into submission then eat the security guard!

If you got punished for a breach of the prison rules and the food was now bread and water instead of blended peas, would you break out in rage and steal from the sweet old lunch ladies?

  Yes
  No
  I would just eat the lunch ladies..

Would you be able to survive a high security prison for 10 years, without getting your old granny to bail you out?

  Yes
  No
  GRANDMA!!!! I don't want her rigamortis hands touching me!

If you were the smallest guy in the whole prison and you found some steriods on the ground,(YUM) would you take them just to beat up your cell mate, Lou?

  Yes
  No
  Who's Lou? That guy sounds like a dweeb. I eat Lous for breakfast

Would you survive?

  Yes
  No
  My hommies would call me {DARK LORD} Oh ya!