NerdTests.com Test: The Ultimate Babysitting Quiz

You are called over to your friend's house to babysit while she goes out with her boyfriend. You are babysitting 13yo Jacob, 9yo Mia, 6yo Dakota and 4yo Olive Garden. Will you be able to put up with these kids' nonsense? Take the test to find out.

Mom and Dad are leaving. What do you ask them about?

Try to get every single piece of information you need about the kids and what they need.
Nothing because I don't care lol
How long they will be gone, schedule for le kiddos, permissions, etc.
Show them a bunch of memes on my phone
where do babies come from

Olive Garden runs up to you and starts screaming like a demon. What do?

Throw her in the bin
Scream higher
Get her an ice cream to calm her down and hug her
Tell her firmly but kindly to calm down
Ignore her

You decide to make a lunch for the kiddos. What do you make?

Take them out for a McDonald's
They don't need lunch
They can eat out of the bins
Make them a healthy and nutritious meal
Make a fruit platter for them

Dakota is blasting 21 by DEAN in the living room on repeat and Mia is complaining. What will you do?

Yell at Dakota to turn off the music
Try to sort out the argument without taking sides
Throw Dakota in the bin
Put on your own music and have a dance sesh in the middle of the sitting room
Shut up Mia it's a good song

Jacob is playing Fortnite in the living room and swearing a lot. What do you do?

Teach him more swear words because he's just repeating the F word like a parrot and that's not fun
Break his Xbox, his headset, his spine and throw him in the bin
Firmly but kindly tell him to stop saying those kind of words
I don't care lol
Join in with Fortnite

Dakota and Mia want to watch TV. Dakota wants to watch the MLP movie but Mia wants to watch a football match.

Whatever I want to watch
MLP movie
Football match
Find a way that they can watch both their programs at the same time
Vines / TikToks / memes

Dinner time lads! What's on the table?

MAC DONALDS!!!!!
Nothing
Trash
Something healthy and nutritious yet delicious!
Whatever I feel like that night

Bathtime for the kiddos! Jacob doesn't want to get in the bath because "baths are for n00bs lol", what to do?

true lol
IDC, go ferment in your own sweat then
Make it as nice for him as possible
Tell him that he has to

Bedtime! How do the kiddos get ready for sleep?

what is sleep?
Throw them into bed and lock them in their bedrooms
Tell them its bedtime and make sure they do everything right
Do everything for them! They kiddos after all ~

10)

Parents are back! What do they owe you?

their entire salary lol
$50 an hour
$20 an hour
$10 an hour
$2 an hour
free of charge!

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