You find a date online they look perfect they are:

  Slim
  Slim so I can fatten them up
  Fat maybe I could make them lose weight
  Fat

You to are gonna go on a date where tho?

  At a nice restaurant
  To somewhere like McDonalds
  All you can eat buffet
  All you can eat fast food buffet

Ok now your sitting at the restaurant or buffet and your date is ordering a lot

  Eat split the bill and run
  Say: hey you should eat a bit more
  Make them eat till they physically can’t anymore (restaurant goes out of business)

It’s been a month they live with you and they want to lose weight they weigh 359 pounds (look up if you use different weighting
measurements)

  Yell: YAY
  Say ok
  Pretend to be happy and in every meal they eat you slip in fatting pill (the pills make them gain 10 pounds •per pill•)
  Look very sad (they don’t fall for that)

5 months in your relationship they failed to lose weight an whisper to you ever 10 minutes •Mmm baby I’m so hungry I love you losing weight was so silly• what do you feed them when they say that

  say: dinner is soon save your appetite as you slip in weight loss pills (makes them lose 20 pounds •per pill•and makes them fell full)
  Say: ok babe and don’t get them food ( so they get it and they get the most fattening food)
  Jump up and say: ok get them the most fattening food slip in 20 fat pills
  Say: ok but let’s play eating competition i put a funnel in your mouth and put food in until you put up one finger (you put in 50 pills in every dish)

In this scenario you can gain all the weight you can and not be bed bound so how much do they weigh now it been a year

  80 pounds
  150
  399 pounds
  1999 pounds
  9999999991 pounds

They dumped you when they found the fat pills or weight loss pills

  Ok
  Round two time

Round two: this time you found them IRL not online you took them to the restaurant you took your last date to this time you ordered a private room your date is ordering everything on the menu what do you say and do

  Slim way: your date is not eating
  Say: save room for dessert • and go to the cook and say: how many fat pills do you have? (Cook: 400 bottles) you: put them in everything she orders
  Say: you should order 10 of each dish (she goes the bathroom) you have mega fat pills makes them gain 100 pounds per pill
  Walk to cook and say: make all their food small portions and use the new slim pills

It’s been 2 years they weigh 99969 pounds and they eat 9 bottles of fattening pills (70 pills a bottle •makes them gain 100 per pill•)

  Slim way: she weighs 80 pounds
  Make her get Surgery to make her slim just so you can see her buttons pop off and make her get huge again and again
  Dump them and get a new date so you can see them get fatter and fatter up to this point then dump them and get a new date