The kids want dinner what will you make

  Ham sandwiches and chocolate milk
  Nothing they can starve for all I care
  PIZZA AND SODA

The parents leave what do you ask for

  allergies phone number and bedtimes
  permission to play games

It's 5:30 and you're bored you can

  watch a movie
  play board games
  nothing they can sit in silence

Layla has a stomachache and pukes

  clean it up call her parents and get her into some warm pjs
  tell Emily to clean it

Emily is ready for bed it's 10:30 so you

  tell her goodnight and to come down if she needs anything
  say I DONT CARE and drag her to her room

The kids are sleeping so you

  leave without telling anyone
  Watch Greys Anatomy
  steal some food it's not like they'll do anything about it

Layla wakes up at 12:56 because she had a bad dream

  ask what it was about and be kind to her
  tell her she's too old to be crying to me about bad dreams
  yeet a dream catcher at her face

The parents come back, what do you think they'll say!

  You are our favorite
  You sucked
  YOU ARE NEVER COMING BACK

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  I'll never tell

did you enjoy this quiz

  YESSSS
  NOOOOO
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