oh no the bombs there dropen and a boomin.So what are you ganna do?

  Get in the tub and cover up.
  RUNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!
  Acept your fate.
  Get in the fridge!
  Get the mask(gas mask) and the gun!
  Eat the banana in your left hand...
  PATATO
  Get to shelter fast

a snake (mutated) comes up to you,what you do?

  KKIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
  RUNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!
  EAT FFFFOOOODDD
  Try to tame it
  Get the the gun!

so you ate a dead dear (for some stupid reason) and now you have a horrid headache so what do you do?

  Bullet to the head...
  RUNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!
  Acept your fate.
  serch local stores for possible meds
  Get the the gun!
  Eat the banana in your left hand...
  PATATO

you hear a gun shot OxO

  KKIIIIILLL
  RUNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!
  Acept your fate.
  Hide in twigs
  Get the the gun!

WOW!more broccoli

  Bullet to the head...
  "enjoy"it
  Acept your fate.
  YEET IT !!!!
  Get the the gun!
  Eat the rotted banana in your left hand...mushy
  PATATO

you find a dog and its like so cute!

  KKIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
  kiss the poor pup
  EAT FFFFOOOODDD
  YEET IT !!!!!!!
  Gag while slowly eating it.
  Eat the rotted banana in your left hand...mushy
  PATATO
  pet it

you find a radio and its playing J.B.

  KKIIIIILLLLLLL
  "enjoy"it
  EAT FFFFOOOODDD!!!
  YEET IT !!!!!!!!!!!!
  Gag while slowly eating it.
  Eat the rotted banana in your left hand...mushy
  PATATO

you found a person screming and missing a leg.

  Bullet to the head...
  kiss the poor guy then eat him...for fun...
  EAT him
  serch local stores for possible meds
  Gag while slowly eating him
  Eat the rotted banana in your left hand...mushy
  PATATO
  pet him

you get offered to get off of the drugs...you said"___________"

  KKIIIIILll
  RUNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!
  imma eat you
  Get in the fridge!
  OK
  Eat the rotted banana in your left hand...mushy
  PATATO
  Get to shelter fast
  SHERGLREMET!!