What would you do if someone stole your pencil in school?

  I'd kick em in the butt
  I wasn't gonna use it anyway I'm too cool
  I would have asked nicely

Hey do you watch PopularMMOS and GamingWithJen?

  EWW NOO
  I would but I'm too savage (not really guys your gr8)
  YES!!!

Nerd:will you be my friend?

  Nah
  OF COURSE
  I don't need friends they disappoint me

Teacher:Ok did everybody turn in their homework?

  Boi I didn't do it because I'm too cool for school
  sorry but no :(
  Yes sir!

It's VALENTINES DAY!! <3

  Eww
  OH NO IM SO NERVOUS!
  YAYY

JUSTIN BEIBER IS COMING TO COCOA BEACH WHERE WE LIVE!

  OMG YESS!!!
  Faints*
  WHO CARES!?

Dad: Son....your sister died...

  Well that sucks
  NOOOOOOOO
  WHYYYYY???

Elsa:LET IT GOO LET IT GOO

  TURN AWAY AND SLAM THE DOOOOR
  OMG MY EARS ARE DIEING!!
  I DONT CARE WHAT THEIR GOING TO SAYYYY

You see a baby turtle*

  AWWWW
  IM SICK OF BEING A SAVAGE!! THIS THING IS SO CUTE!!!
  AWWWW