have you ever been hypnotised

  yes
  no
  yes master

if so did you like it

  no
  no i dident do it
  yes
  yes master

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  wut
  what??
  no...STOP YOU ARE HYPNOTISING ME

do you want to listen to me

  no!
  why yes master why wouldent I

go get me a bag of chips

  no get it yourself
  fine
  YES MASTER I WILL BE AT YOUR SERVICE

I HAVE PROGRAMED YOUR BRAIN MWHAAAAAA

  NOOOOOO
  YES MASTER!!!!!!!!!!
  why

will you work for me

  yes master of course
  no

go tell your family to work with me

  YES MASTERRRRRRR
  NO!!

WILL YOU RATE ME 5 STARS

  yes master of course
  NO
  mabey 3 or 4