Does your girlfriend wear glasses?

  Yes
  No
  Sometimes
  When they aren't on that string necklace thing around her neck.

Does your girlfriend use words like "owned" and "noob" ?

  Yes
  No
  Never
  Usually right before she throws the controller at the T.V.

Does your girlfriend have a larger comic book collection than you?

  Yes
  No
  If only she knew what a comic book was.
  You know it!

Do you often find yourself trying to get your girlfriend to go outside with you?

  Yes
  No, she's always outside.
  Outside? What's that?
  We go for walks sometimes.

Has your girlfriend ever eaten chips off of her own stomach?

  Yes
  No
  I wouldn't be surprised
  No, but I have eaten then off her stomach.

Does your girlfriend play Star Craft?

  Yes
  No
  With me sometimes.
  Only if I beg her.

Do you call her a geek?

  Yes
  No
  Sometimes
  Occasionally, but she gets mad

Has your girlfriend ever fixed your computer?

  Yes
  No
  Fix it? She MADE it.
  She tried, but didn't get too far. I think she might have made it worse.

Do you even really have a girlfriend?

  Yes
  No
  Maybe
  Yes, and she's kinda cute/nerdy.