Have you ever grabbed your neighbors lamp because you were bored?

  Yes
  No
  ......maybe
  why?
  what?

What have you always wanted to be when you were a child?

  Lawyer
  Doctor
  elephant
  yes
  hobo
  i never thought about it!

Are you bored at the moment?

  yes
  no
  why am i on this then?

Are you spoiled?

  idk
  No, i just get $100 for my report card
  Let me ask my blanket

What would you do if a shark were heading towards you?

  Swim away
  Hold your fist out and hope it heads towards it
  kiss it
  Runnnnn!
  Jump on it, ride away, and live happily ever after

Are you lonely? Do you not have any friends?

  Yes
  does a lizard count as a friend?
  No
  what?

What is your favorite color?

  Green
  Red
  Yellow
  Pink
  Blue
  What is a color?

Do you get confused easily?

  Yes
  No
  what?

Is this a good question?

  Yes
  No

Who is your favorite author?

  Dr. Seuss
  J.K. Rowling
  i dont know how to read

Are you emo?

  Yes
  No
  I'm not elmo!!!

What do you want to replace your sibling?

  sister
  brother
  my twin
  a monkey, even though I won't feel a difference
  I'm lucky! I don't have a sibling

So ham is going out with bologna who likes turkey, but turkey is out with bacon now, even though bacon doesn't like ham, bagel butt saw him kiss her.How does bagel butt like?

  bacon
  ham
  bologna
  turkey
  bagel butt
  im confused

What would you do if you heard a siren?

  run and scream, "i want my mommy"
  duck under something
  does a siren talk?
  yes
  i dont know what a siren is
  I don't know im deaf