Which movie title best describes you?

  Saturday Night Fever
  Bruce Almighty
  Ferris Bueller's Day Off
  Napoleon Dynamite

Do you like to craft play weapons e.g., carve play swords out of wood, use wash buckets as helmets, use garbage lids as shields.

  That's one of my favorite hobbies!
  I do often.
  Every once in a while.
  Very rarely.
  Oh God no.

Do you play Internet computer games e.g. go on cartoonnetwork.com and play Ed, Edd, 'n Eddy games?

  All the time!
  Sometimes.
  Very little.
  NO.

Which activity sounds most fun?

  Google-searching Albert Einstein
  RUNESCAPE WOOT WOOT
  Skydiving
  Climbing rooftops
  Paintball

Translate to English: 1337

  One-thousand, three-hundred, thirty-seven
  Thirteen thirty-seven
  Random numbers
  Leet

What are you doing at 11 p.m. on a weekend?

  I'm at the club.
  Hanging out with friends.
  Watching T.V.
  Sleeping.
  Online chat rooms.
  Playing MMORPG's

What are you doing at 12 p.m. on a weekday?

  Sleeping
  Reading
  Watching T.V.
  Playing video games
  Playing MMORPG's

Which of the following jobs fits you the most?

  Doctor
  Engineer
  Psychiatrist
  Policeman
  Rock Musician

Do you like school?

  Yes
  No

How many friends do you have?

  0
  1-2
  3-4
  5-6
  7-8
  More than 8

What do you and your friends usually talk about?

  Science
  Video games
  Sports
  Other

What does NASA stand for?

  Network of Aerodynamics and Space Association
  National American Space Academy
  National Aeronautics and Space Administration
  National Association of Space Adventure
  Noob Arsenal Smelly Applesauce

How did you come up with your answer to the question above?

  I just knew it.
  I took a random guess.
  I looked at the NASA poster in my bedroom.
  I googled it.

What is your main use of the internet?

  Playing internet games
  Research projects
  Finding out the new hot topic on scienceweekly.net
  I don't use it often
  Playing MMORPGs

How did you find this quiz?

  From another quiz.
  A friend told me.
  I googled it.
  My daily internet surfing.

Who invented radium?

  Albert Einstein
  Marie Curie
  Isaac Newton
  Abraham Lincoln

How did you come up with your answer?

  I knew it.
  I took a random guess.
  I googled the topic.

Are you ever called impertinent?

  Yes
  No

How would you react if someone called you impertinent?

  I'd feel complimented.
  I'd feel disappointed.
  I'd beat that person up.
  I'd pick my nose.
  I'd feel insulted.

What does impertinent mean?

  Important
  Stupid
  Smart
  Polite
  Rude

How did you know?

  I knew it.
  I took a random guess.
  I looked it up in the dictionary.
  My friend told me

If someone told you that Chuck Norris can divide by zero, what would you say?

  That'sh mathematically unnatainable.
  Wow, you're stupid.
  He also lost his virginity before his dad!

How many elements of the periodic table can you name?

  Less than 6
  6-14
  15-25
  26-38
  39-50
  More than 50

How many of the presidents can you name?

  Less than 5
  5-10
  11-15
  16-20
  21-25
  More than 25

Do you prefer the opposite gender or MMORPGs?

  The opposite gender
  MMORPGs

How popular are you?

  The most popular kid in school.
  Very popular.
  I have a cluster of friends I hang out with.
  I have a couple friends.
  I have my internet buddies.

Do you play Runescape?

  Yes
  No

What level are you?

  3-15
  16-30
  30-47
  48-64
  Higher than 64
  I don't play Runescape.

How many zits do you have?

  None: I'm clean.
  Less than 4
  5-10
  1-15
  16-20
  More than 20

Which of these people inspire you the most?

  Jim Carrey
  Eddie Van Halen
  Albert Einstein
  Snoop Dogg (because he makes me feel cool)
  Marie Curie
  Ryan Seacrest

Are you strong?

  I'm a hunk!
  I'm a hunksickle!
  I'm pretty strong.
  Average.
  I can see my ribcage! :D

Which of these best describe you? :D >:O <:( XP O.o

  :D
  >:O
  <:(
  XP
  O.o
  What are these?