Do you need to pee?

  Nah
  Tiny bit
  Yes
  I do I do I do ( this isn't a wedding)
  Bladder-starting to activate
  Take me to the loo
  I could kiss you if you let me go to the loo
  I think I spurted
  I peed (already?)

Have a sip of water. Not too much or else you'll ruin the test.

  But I'm so thirsty
  It quenched my bladder
  I peed

Rub your private parts and open them slightly

  Ew
  It tingles
  I'm peeing on my hand

pee for 2 seconds

  I cant
  Nearly couldn't stop myself
  Pee is coming....

Consistently press your bladder on something hard

  That is just hurting
  Bladder is about to explode
  Pee everywhere

Listen to water music

  So relaxing
  Drip drip drip
  Blast! Pee everywhere

Sit on the toilet with your pants up

  It's like a chair
  It's hard to keep in
  Whoops!

get something cold and press it on your private parts

  Cold cold cold
  I peed on it
  Now my room is pee invested

What has happened

  I'm fine
  Tiny bit damp
  Held it in but it's going to explode out anytime soon
  Oh man going to put on new clothes