Are you covered with white or black stripes?

  Yes
  Why do you care?
  No
  This is stupid, you might as we'll ask if I'm in the illuminati confederation!

Are you in the illuminati confederation?

  Yes, or maybe no...
  Yes
  No
  No, well maybe...

Do you ever get caught up in whether you are white with black stripes or black with white stripes?

  I'm fairly certain I don't have any stripes
  Yes, I'm not sure if I'm white stripes with black stripes or black stripes with white stripes
  Yes, but I think I might be black stripes with white stripes
  Yes, but I think I might be white with black stripes

What is your Greatest Fear?

  I have too many fears
  I fear the cheetah
  I Fear NOTHING...
  I fear practical things like sandwiches

On a scale of 1-10 how green do you like "the grass"? With 1 being no grass just dirt and 10 being the greenest grass in the world

  I don't know wtf you're talking about!
  1-3
  4-6
  7-9
  10
  I don't know why I need to answer this

Do you have hooves?

  No, and I certainly don't know anyone who does
  Yes, of course l I have hooves!!!
  No, that is LITERALLY the weirdest, and most crazy question anyone has EVER asked me... EVER
  Well, it depends as what you define as hooves...

Do you think you are a Zebra?

  No
  Eh, I have my doubts, but you never know...
  Well, I am beginning to wonder, I've seen some things and I know some things that only a zebra could see/know...
  It would make perfect sense!

Has anyone ever accused you of being a Zebra? If yes, how many?

  Nobody has ever accused me of being a Zebra.
  1-2
  3-4
  5-10
  11+

What did you think of this quiz? Do you think a Zebra would enjoy it?

  He might
  He may or may not
  He would for sure
  Yeah, don't ask me how I know though...
  I don't know

Did you (Zebra or not) enjoy taking this quiz or would enjoy taking it again?

  Yes!
  No!
  Maybe