1)
Do you have cheese in your house...
all the time
none of the time
sometimes
2)
Do you feel the urge for cheese...
12 a.m. - 5 a.m.
6 a.m. - 12 p.m.
1 p.m. - 5 p.m.
6 p.m. - 11 p.m.
Why would I ever feel the urge to answer this question!
3)
Goat cheese is the best type of cheese.
Nod head in an yes manner
Nod head in a no manner
Somewhere out there they make goat cheese?
Blah, Only Cow cheese is good tasting.
4)
5)
Do you feel in like you\'re in the zone of infinite cheese when you\'re asleep. Like when cows float around and the old man in a wheelchair gives you a talk about his fight with the Ultimate Cheese master whom he lost to 20 years previous; and that you need to face your fears and go and face the Ultimate Cheese Master yourself, so the old man can die in peace.
What the @#&% are you talking about!
Yes, I will reclaim the title of Ultimate Cheese Master.
Nah, I lost to him. He is really hard.
Click on this to get the maxium amount of points for this question.
6)
Did you click on the "Click on this to get the maxium amount of points for this question" above.
Yeah, free points that was awsome.
No, because I will be the Ultimate Cheese Master
Yeah, I\'m not giving you my reason.
7)
What is the name of the Ultimate Cheese Master?
NRG
Goodlookinguy
Robert
Nicholas Ygill Jacky Ulalu Omega Sodome Teet
Why the @#&% would I know.
8)
If Nicholas Ygill Jacky Ulalu Omega Sodome Teet was the Ultimate Cheese Master then which one of these is his son?
Muyguy Ulalu Teet
Ultimega Sodome Teet
Robert Syll Eliplic Durlaum Syrrel Deckom Teet
Nicholas Teet Jr.
How do you expect me to answer half of these questions, huh?
9)
CHEESU stand for which of the following
Chinny Harold Eats Eggs Sup Unscrambled
Cow Has Emo Electric Super Utters
Nothing
10)
Should Cheesu stand for anything?
Yes
No
Doesn\'t concern me.
11)
Are you willing to face the Ultimate Cheese Master...
Face to Face, on One to One Combat.
Armed Forces with long range Artillery.
Nah, I good.
Hey you making the test are you high?
12)
What power would you want most if you become the Ultimate Cheese Master?
Super Utter with processing facility.
Super Cheese Speed (The power of the Cheese Wheel)
Extreme Cosmic Milky Way Cheese producing power.
Stop with the maddness!!!
13)
What is your favorite type of Cheese?
Goats Cheese
Cows Cheese
Pigs Cheese
Human Cheese
14)
Did you put Human Cheese up there?
Yes, I have a factory and wemon waiting to be pumped.
No, why in the world...
No Comment at this time.
15)
Do you think that you will be the Ultimate Cheese master?
Yes, Definitly. No one will top me!
No, because this is the dumbest test I\'ve ever taken in my life.
It was funny but, No I don\'t believe I will be the \'Ultimate\' Cheese Master.
It was funny and yes I do believe I will be the \'Ultimate\' Cheese Master..