Do you have...

  guy parts
  girl parts
  both
  neither

The alien invasion had just begun where do you go?

  under your bed
  military base
  wal-mart
  call your friends and meet at your house

You come face to face with an extremely scary alien do you...

  run and scream
  fight it
  attempt to eat it
  pee on it

Your resistance group finds a bazooka do you...

  shoot the mothership
  save it for later
  shoot your base
  shoot a pig and get bacon

Your group is severely depleted on ammo and supplies, half your group is dead and there is 15 of you left do you...

  give up
  attack the mothership
  eat 5 members of your group
  use your reserve supplies
  try to hopelessly find supplies
  kill aliens and eat them

You get into the mothership and you have the bazooka do you...

  use the bazooka to destroy the mothership and yourself
  hide in a corner
  kill the pilot and take the mothership
  try to eat them all

you take over the mothership do you...

  shoot your base
  DESTROY THEM ALL
  eat them
  attempt to fly and crash into their base

You crash the mothership and all the aliens are attacking your base this is your final stand do you...

  give up
  eat them all
  use the Bazooka
  run towards the huge army of aliens and fight to your death
  run away
  fight to the end

You somehow manage to destroy the army there are still aliens in other countries what do you do?

  eat them all!
  build an army and attack
  give up it's hopeless
  screw the other countries
  nukes!!!!

Is this a stupid test?

  yes
  no
  possibly
  no comment