wut kind of poop do u like the most?

  poop is yuky!
  big
  the broken up 1 that iseverywere and sssttttiiinnnkkksss

do u eat poop?

  no
  mabe...
  delisious

are u a sychiatrist on poop

  heck no!!!
  gulp!
  duh! i got a degree

do u ever stare at poop?

  no! i go and flush!
  wen im bord...
  yea somtimes i see it change color

do u talk 2 yer poop?

  no way!! wtf is this thing?!?!?!?!
  well it starts the conversation!
  we talk about all sorts of stuff

do u like 2 liqudate yer poop and drink it?

  (fall on the floor) thud
  well my dad is a scientist....
  ya i hav poopacalatas

does yer poop move?

  noooo!!!! this is 4 crazy people!!
  well it splashes somtimes
  yea we play volley ball

are u addicted 2 pooping?

  no!!! i only go wen i need 2!!
  i like it kinda
  i pratically live on the toilet!

was this discusting?

  yes! i barfed half way through!
  it got kinda boring...
  o god i gotta do this more often!!
  i hated it and didnt git it and want 2 go home!!