NerdTests.com Test: Do you need to pee?

This test puts you through different challenges and scenarios and your job is to keep yourself from wetting. How long will you survive? Only one way to find out :D

How bad do you have to pee right now

Meh
a little
close to full
full
OMG THIS HURTS!!!
HURRY UP! I AM ABOUT TO BURST!

First challenge. Sit down anywhere that is comfortable. Spread out your legs and relax every muscle of your body (including your bladder). Make sure you are breathing heavily. Wait 30 seconds. What happened?

nothing
Lots of pressure, but i didn't wet myself
Almost let some out, but I cought myself
I let out a few drops
I am squirting a bit!
OMG I peed a lot!
I CANT STOP IT. OPEN THE FLOOD GATES!

Now, drink a few cups of water, and start jumping jacks. Do about 30. What happened?

nothing...
more pressure, but I can make it
I let out a dribble.
More squirts
I... ruined my pants...
I CANT STOP THE PEE! IT JUST KEEPS COMING!

Lock yourself in the rest room, take off all your cloths except your underwear and sit on the toilet. relax your body (including your bladder) for 45 seconds.

nothing -.-
I'm feeling more pain
OMG THIS IS TORTURE, I CANT HOLD IT ANYMORE!
Only a few dribbles, BUT I STILL NEED TO GO
THE WET SPOT, IT IS GETTING BIGGER!!!
awwwwww. I feel so much better now...

How are you holding up? You are half way through. (this answer doesn't affect your score)

*yawn*
I feel the pressure flowing
I... NEED... TO... PEE
CAN YOU MAKE THIS FASTER, I MIGHT WET MYSE... awwwww thats better.
I AM STILL PEEING!!!

Stay in the bathroom and press your bladder against a counter or anything protruding from the wall. Hold it there and release all pressure in your body (including bladder). Stay like this for 1 minute.

oh look at that! nothing....
the pressure is really building!
OMG ABOUT TO PEE!!!!
dribble... dribble...
OMG! the squirts just keep coming!
I CANT STOP THE PEE!!!!

Again in the same bathroom, turn on any source of ruining water, sit on the toilet in only your underwear, and relax. Think about how good it will feel to release this pain in your bladder for 1 minute.

when is this over?
The... Pain... Is... UNBEARABLE!
I keep spurting!
my pants are now soaked
HELP! I'M DROWNING IN PEE

How are you feeling? We only have one more :D. Rate how wet you are, 1 being dry, and 9 being completely soaked

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With the water still running, do the 'bladder against a counter' thing again. Remember, relax your body and take deep breaths. This time, stay there for 1 minute and a half.

still nothing
my bladder I'd going to EXPLODE
I just wet myself
what? couldn't here above the sound of my pee. ssssssssssssss *ahhhhhhhhhhh*

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Same scale as before...

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