It's 6:45 and you have to be at the center at 7:45. There is exactely 45 minutes of commute. You were just about to leave, but you feel that you might need to poop.

  Don't go. You can't afford to be late.
  Go, and poo as fast as you can.
  Relax, you have 10 minutes to poop...
  Poop in the train
  Hold yourself until you arrive
  Poop in front of the other candidates to have a psychological advantage

You decided to wait. You are in the train, and you REALLY need to poop. The train is crowded and it won't stop before 5 minutes.

  Poop on the floor
  Poop in your bag
  Poop in the bag of someone else
  Wait 5 minutes, get off the train, poop outside then get back in the train
  Cry
  Poop in your hand and throw it randomly in the train
  Wait until you arrive (Your excessive poopiness will make you dance and look stupid)

You decided to wait again. Your just have to wait 1 more minute before your trip is over. However, you can't help but fart. THe poop will come out, whatever you try to do.

  Hopefully I pooped on the floor 15 minutes ago.
  Pull the emergency alarm
  Bend and spray everyone!
  Poop on the floor
  Wake up from this horrible nightmare
  Cry^2

The first exam will last for 4 hours. It is 9h45, and you want to pee.

  Just ask and go.
  It would really be shame
  Hold yourself, again
  It's not a shame, it's pee, not poop
  Just pee on yourself
  Pee on the copies of your neighbours

It is now 10h50 and you have still not peed. Someone asks to go to toilets, but the supervisor said that no one could temporarily exit before the end (12:00)

  Exit definitively. Anyway it was such a disaster
  Pee on the supervisor for being so mean
  Pee a bit to release some pressure
  Hold yourself and explode your bladder
  Beg
  You are quite thirsty. Drink your own pee

You left at 11h20, and you are running to find the closest toilets. They are being cleaned, so you can't pee... The cleaner won't let you go.

  Pee on him
  Pee on the floor
  Return to the exam center and pee on everyone
  Run outside and pee in a bush

For lunch, you had several tacos with beans, with 2 liters of drink. (What a disastrous idea???). Your second exam is between 14:00 and 18:00. You just sat, when you suddently need to pee and poop

  Why again....
  Exit already (aren't you ashamed?)
  Run quickly at the toilets
  Say to the supervisor that this is an absolute emergency, and go
  Pee and poop on yourself. Your clothes should really despise you today.
  Hold yourself, even if you know you are f**ked anyway

It is 14:16

  WHAT???
  Roll yourself on the floor to relief the pain
  I already relieved myself.
  Run in the room like a madman
  Pee and poop anywhere

Finally, you release a great stream of yellow and brown matter, in front of a shocked crowd.

  Cry
  Jump on it to splatter it on everyone
  Try to clean this mess
  Laugh
  Flee

After this accident, you are dismissed from all your exams for this inappropriate behaviour.

  Cool! Anyway I knew I would fail them
  Cool! You can pee and poop as much as you want
  Cry
  Be ashamed for the rest of your life
  Wake up (at least hope to wake up...)