how much do you eat bacon

  not much
  a bit
  alot
  a **** load :D

do you put bacon in food or eat it with food

  ham
  salad
  pizza
  ICECREAM?
  water. :|
  maple syrup frosting sprinkles burger bacon pizza

do you use bacon soap

  wtf no
  no?
  yeah!
  DUH!!

do your dreams have bacon

  okay thats less crazy but no they dont
  rarely
  yeah
  ALWAAYS

do you imagine everyones bacon and imagine it rains bacon

  i quit...
  ............. im confused
  yeah
  LOLILUVBACONSODUH

do you poop bacon

  WHY AM I STILL HERE AHHH
  why am i trapped in bacon jail. cause i dont poop bacon?
  sometimes
  yeah
  alot
  #baconforever

are you made of bacon

  *dies from questions*
  no?
  sometimes...?
  yeah..
  I AM MADE OF COOKED BACON
  LOLDUHMYFAMILYISTOO

are you a bacon scientist

  x_X
  yeah.. *sarcasticly*
  mhmm
  im a COOKED BACON SCIENTIST
  YESLOLDUHIMCOOKEDLOL

are you bacon king

  X_X
  .-.
  maaybeee
  oh uhh yeah i might be
  LOLDUHWHYWOULDNTI