He walks into the room. You...

  Instinctively check your hair.
  Stop in the middle of your sentence to say hi.
  Sit quietly and try to look like the wall.
  Keep going with whatever you were doing before.

How long have you known him?

  Since forever.
  Last week.
  The start of the year.

When he's not there, you...

  Do normal stuff.
  Imagine he is.
  Picture him naked.
  Eat chocolate to ease your sadness.

What do you like best about him?

  His smile.
  The way he talks.
  Every little thing!
  Looks.
  Social status.
  Nothing.

How often do you talk to him?

  Every day.
  Whenever I feel brave.
  Even when he isn't there.
  Never.
  We don't believe in talking, we txt!!

Why are you taking this test?

  Because I feel funny around him and I don't understand and I think I might be in love!
  Because he's hot.
  Because I'm going out with him.
  No reason.
  On a dare.
  PICKLES

Do you ever catch yourself staring at him?

  No.
  STALKISH MUCH???
  I prefer to call it zoning out in his direction.
  Never.
  Always.

Do you think he likes you?

  Maybe.
  Yes.
  No.
  Yes, but that might be wishful thinking.
  I wish I knew.
  Sometimes.

How many times did you blush while taking this?

  A million.
  None. Why would I?
  Nonstop.
  I don't know, I can't see my own face.