You are in class one day and you look out the window. That's when you see it- ZOMBIES! You need to escape. What do you do?

  Throw the most distracting object you can find out the window, then jump and run for it while the zombies are distracted
  Say you need to use the bathroom, then get up and find an escape rout
  Pull the alarm, which will automatically call the police to your school
  Alert everyone, causing a massive schoolwide panic that you can easily elude the zombies in
  Grab a yardstick, jump out the window, and try to fight your way through the horde
  Commit suicide

You are about to leave home when you see that your house has been completely surrounded. What do you do?

  Climb onto the roof and shoot a path through the zombies
  Jump from the roof onto your car, hotwire the car, and drive away
  Barricade the entrances and wait them out
  Cry
  Commit suicide (Hint: don't pick this one)

You arrive home and must gather supplies. What do you take?

  Weapons
  First-aid materials
  Survival tools (flashlight, matches, etc)
  Food, glorious food!
  Nothing, commit suicide (No. Just no.)

You arrive at your destination to find it has been taken by another survivor group. What do you do?

  Storm the castle!
  Pretend to leave, then infiltrate the place at night and get rid of them
  Yell to attract some zombies, then sit back and watch the place go up for sale
  Leave and go somewhere else
  Become allies with them and share the place
  Bribe or convince them to leave
  Burn the place to the ground
  Commit suicide (*sigh*)

You and your group are in need of supplies and decide to loot a mall. At first glance, it seems safe, but inside it is swarming with the undead! They have blocked your exit. What do you do?

  Try to fight through to the door
  Jump out a window
  Turn around and search for a new exit
  Attempt to distract the zombies and run for the door
  Commit suicide (seriously, dude?)

You have made it out alive, but one of your group has been bitten. What do you do?

  Kill them immediately
  Stay with them until they turn, then kill them
  Exile them
  Try to save them by cutting off the infected body part and cauterizing it
  Commit suicide (I'll stop putting this as an option)

While you travel back to your HQ, you notice a helicopter hovering above. It lands and offers to take you and your group, but there is only enough room inside for all but one of you to go. What do you do?

  Shoot the pilot- there's enough room now
  Don't let anyone go- it might carry you off to someplace stupid
  Go in and leave the last person to get on
  Let your group go
  Blow up the helicopter

The helicopter flies away before anyone can do anything, the pilot laughing. On your way back to HQ, you see another group of survivors struggling to fight off a zombie horde. What do you do?

  Kill the zombies
  Kill the zombies and let the other group join you
  Kill the zombies, then hold the other group at gunpoint and take their supplies
  Ignore them

Aw, crud. They were actually the group that took over your HQ and are returning for revenge. As soon as you get back to HQ, they attack, blowing holes in the walls to let in hordes of zombies. Even worse, you have been bitten and the infection can't be stopped. What do you do?

  Commit suicide (I guess it's a valid answer this time)
  Make a valiant final stand
  Drop a bag of hand grenades, sacrificing yourself to destroy the zombies
  Make sure you get near those jerk survivors before you turn
  Tell no one... they'd like the surprise