Howdy!!

  Hi!!
  ?????
  I like sand!!!
  meep
  How r u?
  Howdy! Hows it hangin'?

How r u?

  Fine thanks.
  Just peachy.
  I asked u first!!! *looks at other answer* ok, so i didnt...
  I asked u first!
  Just groovy!!
  My hair is hairy.

<marquee>What do u think of this writing??</marquee>

  Its ok, but hasnt everyone seen scrolling writing before??
  Its evil! evil i tells ya!!! EEEEEVVVVVVIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  cool!!
  How do u DO that?????
  its writing- durrrr!!!
  moo went the cow

Would you like some cheese?

  Cheese please!!
  No, why would i?
  No, id much prefer some tasty, nutritious dust, thanks!
  Cheese, Gromit!!
  only if i can have it in a sandwich
  kwigybo

9 more questions after this...

  Yay!!!
  and i care because...
  woot! *the crowd goes wild*
  oh- thats jolly
  wheres the question here?
  cat went the duck

Am i annoying you?

  Yes
  NEVER!!!!!!!!!!! how VERY DARE u say such a thing!!!
  a bit...
  no
  why do u ask?
  Pacman fever, doo-do-do-do-doo, its-a drivin' me cra-a-a-azy!

stphlvslxmssfrlf. yp,dtmnsfrvr&vr&vr-shdgtdpcbynw!

  i agree.
  ok... *backs away slowly*
  u just took all the vowels out of that! *reads it, adding vowels* ahhh... i get it!!
  wtf?!?!?!?
  what is the question?
  beware of cheese with no ears!!

Do u like the arctic monkeys?

  Yes
  Yes they rock my socks
  No
  OMG!!!! They r, like, the best band EVER!!!!!
  hu the hell r they??
  meep

What about green day?

  Yes
  Yes they rock my socks
  No
  OMG!!!! They r, like, the best band EVER!!!!!
  hu the hell r they??
  monkeybars beware

OMG!!! Penguins rule!!! Totally!!!

  What sort of question is that? Everyone knows that!
  and...
  penguins!!! yay!!!!
  hey!! dont drag the penguins into this! what did they do??
  do they?
  GO GO GO!!!!!!!!! CREAMY MUCK MUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nearly finished... is that good?

  Yes
  HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!!!
  No this is groovy
  Kinda...
  I dont know, David!
  GRAVY!!!!!!!!!!!!

Are u random?

  NO
  Kinda
  yes
  HELL YES!!!!!!!!!!!
  i may be...
  (_8([) look! its homer simpson!!

am i random?

  Yes
  How the dickens should i know?
  i think so...
  how am i supposed to know?
  no
  #Soon im gonna be a jedi!#

the test is over

  ok
  gud gud
  NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY??????????????
  and...
  ok bye
  do the Bartman