If a zombie staggers toward you, what do you do?

  Whip out your submachine gun and blow to bits
  Run away
  Cover your head and wait for them to pass
  Wait for the end
  Roundhouse kick their heads off

If a soldier beats you up, what do you do?


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If a solider beats you up what do you do?

  Go cry to your general
  Let him
  Punch him in the face
  Call your buddies and let 'em do the dirty work
  Shoot him with a taser
  Wait for the end to come

If you're fighter jet is about to land and zombies are clogging up the runway, just waiting for you, what do you do?

  Land on them. Squashed zombies taste better than that hardtack gruel the general has been feeding you and your buddies recently.
  Use your spare missiles to blow up the runway
  Shoot carefully aimed bullets and take out the zombies one nit at a time
  Ask your general what to do
  Think of the times when your general put you through boot amp. Zombies cannot compare
  Fly away someplace safe and wait for reinforcements
  Land and box your way out and then go back and finish the rest off with your machine gun

What do you do if you are in the desert and surrounded by snakes?

  Crawl along slowly
  Lie still, paralyzed by fear
  Shoot your gun off to try to scare them away
  Wait for an army jeep and call for help

Would you listen to your commander at all times?

  Yes of course
  If I agreed with the calls
  Sometimes
  Nip i am a rebel
  Usually
  Unless something drastic happened

If your buddy was taken hostage what would you do?

  Get a squad team toinfiltrate enemy territory
  Ask the general what to do
  Ask the general for help and if it is not given, get your own help
  Go on a solo rescue mission
  If the general does not give help, hope he changes his mind

Can you drive any time of army vehicle?

  Yeah. I can drive anything with wheels
  No but I can try
  i am too scared
  I have driven bumper cars. Does that help?
  I read books on such matters
  I have driven a bit

Can you ride a horse?

  Like a jockey
  No I am scared of horses
  No but I would love to
  A few times
  Once and I fell off

What is your favorite militia branch?

  Army
  Navy
  Air Force
  Marines
  I like spies
  I am a private eye detective
  I am a linebacker
  I am in the FBI and the CIA
  I am president of the United States sowing club