A one-story house was red. The windows were red, the TV was red, the floor was red, etc. What color were the stairs?

  red
  brown
  pink
  other
  none of the above

The green man lives in the green house. The purple man lives in the purple house. The orange man lives in the orange house. The indigo man lives in the indigo house. Who lives in the White House?

  The red man
  The pink man
  The President
  The white man

A rooster is on a roof. He lays an egg. The wind is blowing ten miles an hour due east, where does the egg go?

  East
  West
  North
  South
  none of the above

Sally throws a ball in one direction. It doesn't hit anything or anyone, yet it comes back to her. How is this possible?

  It isn't
  She has magic powers
  She threw it up
  She can do anything
  The question has a typo

The toilet flushes counter clockwise north of the equator. South of the equator, the toilet flushes clockwise. Where does the toilet go on the equator?

  Nowhere
  Clockwise
  Counter clockwise
  Straight down

A man is going up Mt. Everest. He meets a man with seven wives, each of the wives has ten baskets, each of the baskets have 12 cats, each of the cats have 5 kittens. How many living things are walking up Mt. Everest?

  a lot
  1
  24
  >100

Is it illegal for a man to marry his widow's sister?

  Yes
  No

A plane crashes. Every single person died. Who lived?

  No one!
  The married couple
  The pilot
  Everyone

You are running in a race. You pass the runner in second place. What place are you in now?

  Second
  First
  Third
  Last