Do you have to poop or pee?

  Nope!
  Just pee.
  Just poop.
  Both!
  BOTH!!!! BAD!!!!

Oh you have to have a camera and you have to be naked for this test!

  WTF! NO WAY IM DOING THAT!!!!
  Well......
  Maybe
  I'll do it!
  GOTTA PEE GOTTA POOP!!!!!

Do like your trying to do a split and think of a waterfall. What happens?

  Nothing!!!!
  I have to go a little bit more.
  Ooh almost peed!
  I started to pee but stopped. I'm just upset that the carpet is wet and I peed in front of the camera!
  I CANT STOP PEEING!!!! AND THE FLOOR IS RUINED AND I PEED RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE CAMERA!!!!!!

Stand on the toilet seat but don't poop or pee yet. What happens?

  Your making me look stupid!
  I have to go a lot more now!!
  The poop is sticking out and the pee too!
  Some poop and pee came out!!!
  *pees and poops*. I'm out of pee and poop!

Drink 5 glasses of water. What happens?

  I can't drink any more water.
  I have to go so so much!!!
  *struggles in pain* help me!
  My pee snuck out!
  The floor is soaked!

Eat a plate of food. What happens?

  I can't eat any more food.
  I have to go so so much!!!
  *struggles in pain* help me!
  Some poop snuck out!
  The floor is squishy!!!

Push on your bladder for 30 seconds. What happens?

  Why did I take this test?
  Eer!
  I CAN'T HOLD IT MUCH LONGER!!!
  I think 1/3 of my pee is gone now!!
  Aww man the camera video taped me too!

Push like your trying to poop. What happens?

  Why did I take this test?
  Eer!
  I CANT HOLD IT MUCH LONGER!!!!!
  I think 1/3 of my poop is gone!
  Aww man and the camera video taped me!

Let out all your pee in the toilet but if your a girl there's a catch! You have to pee standing up on the floor!

  I'm leaving!
  I'm a boy.
  I might do it.
  I have to go so bad it don't mater!!!! *runs to toilet pees* it worked out!
  *runs to toilet pees* the pee is all on the floor!!!!

Now poop but theres a catch! You have to stand on the sink and poop in the toilet!

  I'm leaving!
  No.
  I might do it.
  I have to go so bad it doesn't matter! *runs to sink climbs and poops*. It worked out!
  *runs to sink climbs and poops* the poop landed some where else!

Tell me all the answers you chose in one of your tests!

  *silence*
  No,
  Maybe.
  YES!
  *still poops and pees* SURE!!!

Did you like my test?

  I hated it!!
  Not really
  Sort of
  The house is poopy and peey but yes
  YES!!!

Should I make more tests?

  NO!!!!
  Um no.
  Few
  Yes!!
  Lots and lots!