Hi, I'm smarter than you.

  No you're not.
  WWSD, What would spongbob do?
  What does this have to do with bananas?
  That is actually correct.
  Hello, smarter than you.
  Don't be such a smart ***!

OMG, LASER COW!!!

  SHOOT IT DOWN!!!
  SHOOT IT RIGHT BETWEEN THE EARS!!!
  Stay calm and eat waffles.
  No, STAY CALM, AND SHOOT CHEESE WITH RAILGUNS!
  Ladies ladies, shoot railguns with cheese dispensers, and throw waffles at sheep.
  WE'VE GOT YOU SURROUNDED, NOW EAT A BANANA AND DO THE HARLEM SHAKE!

What is 2+2?

  Umm, 7!
  Tomatos! I swear, if I got that wrong, I will Cut your hair off, and bite your toe nails!
  OVER 9,000!!!
  3.14159265358979323846264
  I'm only 5, but I'll give it my best guess, 4

There is at least 1 error in this sentence: GTFO BEFOR EYE GET MY SHOOTGUN AAN SHOT U!

  gtfo befor eye get my shootgun ann shot u.
  GET THE F*CK OUT BEFORE MY EYE POPS OUT OF ITS SOCKET AND LANDS IN A SH*TGUN BARREL!
  Diggy diggy hole!
  What is the swear root of cheese New York "Times" waffle to the power of telekinesis?
  Find x <--- Correct!
  I don't know the difference between shotgun, shootgun, and sh*tgun. I think they all fire hyper-kinetic tomato juice.
  Umm, teacher! Am I alowed to cheat?
  I am a walrus named Jimmy that has just been shot out of a toaster.

State your name and business!

  Name: Billybobjoe Occupation: Steroid Maker
  Name: Crap Occupation: Rap
  Name: Yo mama! Occupation: Haha, very funny
  Name: Henry Possum Occupation: Supplying Voldemort with cheese
  Name: Billy Occupation: Being a Goat
  Name: Steve Occupation: Being a boss Hobby: staying blocky
  Name: Some Random Cop Occupation: Cop Sidenote: We didn't ask for your hobby.
  Name: Larry S Doomswaffle Occupation: Selling Drugs such as LSD
  Name: Guy, Random Guy Occupation: Secret Agent

Are waffles tasty?!?

  Yes yes yes!!!
  No no no!!!
  Yes no, maybe so.
  Umm, pee=Minecraft cubed?
  Possibly...

What is the best weapon to kill a waffle cheese monkey with?

  Syrup Beam
  Pure Awesomeness
  Telekinetic Pee Glove
  Bazooka
  AK-47
  Lightning Sprayer
  Green Shortsword
  Snot Sensing Missile Launcher
  Laser Cow App

What do you do in a zombie apocalypse
?

  Stick a gun to your best friend's head, say pancakes suck, and pull the trigger.
  Learn the art of tomato-charged martial words.
  Get bitten by a zombie.
  Hide in a garbage bag.
  Jump in the pirana-infested Amazon, and stay there until you die.
  Jump off a skyscraper whie cursing at everyone.
  Eat a raw tuna cover in pee.

What score do you want to get on this question?

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