If something happened, would something else happen?

  Yes
  No
  t045t
  looky here, my prostate caught fire

True or false: I just bit my eye.

  True
  False
  Get help.
  0 i n0 it hrts s00000000 much!!!!!!1111111oneone0n3
  True

Are you homeless?

  Yes
  No
  On tuesdays
  I'm wearing my computer as a hat right now.

How do you say 'italian' in german?

  Yes
  No
  *rams head into brick wall which was actually comprised entirely of paper and goes flying headfirst out of a building and lands on a speeding bus covered in mattresses that gets pulled over by the toast police for speeding*
  O RLY? YA RLY! ORLY? YARLY? ORLY? YARLY! 0RLY? Y4RLY! * has multiple personalities *
  i like chicken
  OMG there's a corpse in my l1v1ng r00m!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111on3on30ne0ne0n3eleven3levenel3venelev3n3l3ven3lev3nel3v3n3l3v3nelevenoneoneoneoneone21112411111111189111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!&

Yes or no?

  Yes
  No
  I live in a KFC bucket!

[southerndrawl]well, ain't that a cry'n shame?[/southerndrawl]

  Yes
  No

Which question is this?

  number 8
  *is distracted by the videos at http://www.albinoblacksheep.com
  number 8

Is that your final answer?

  Yes
  No
  I'm dlsxycei, reeapt teh qusetoni

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  Yes
  No
  Yes
  No
  yES
  nO

Is this a question!

  Yes
  No

33+77=x
x= what?

  10101010101010101
  i like pie
  x=x, duh!
  yes
  110

Define apoidvioglorhorgia.

  an infectious parasite that latches onto buttered toast and makes the t0ast melt instead of the butter!
  No
  http://calcification.iforumer.com
  soy latte