1) Do you feel the ninja boiling up inside you?

Yes
No
I think that's my lunch
SHORYUKEN!
Wait....what?

2) Do you know what this hand sign means?

Horse
Monkey
Dragon
...That looks like it would hurt.

3) How often do you break out in awesome ninja moves?

Pretty much all the time.
Sometimes.
I think I did that once or a couple times.
Never!

4) Do you ever wish you were a ninja?

Yes
No
I AM A NINJA!
Why the heck would I do that?

5) Do you play Ninja videogames/read ninja manga and study up on the moves?

Yes
No
I think I finally got that one ninjutsu down!
Ewwwww. No.

6) Do you carry around shuriken?

Yes
No
I got five in my back pocket!
Chya right.

7) Are they REAL shuriken?

Yeah they are! I AM SO NINJA!
...They might be tin foil.
I said NO! Sheesh, back off.

8) Do you start yelling out ninja-like gibberish to annoy your familiy?

Yes
No
I'LL DOPPLEGANGER YOU!
What? Do you think I'm that nerdy?

9) Do you think pirates are better than ninjas?

Yes
No
Yeah, pirates have Zolo.
No, ninjas have Kakashi.

10) Do you know hand signs to ninjutsu?

Yes
No
Every kind, baby.
Please, this test is NOT worth my time.

11) Why are you taking this test?

To prove my stealthiness!
'Cause my friends don't belevie I'm a ninja.
I can't tell you that! The enemy forces might track me down!
I'm beggining to wonder.
To show it to a bully at school so he'll back off.

12) Yeah, you show that bully.

Huh?
Oh, I get it! A secret attack, eh?
I sure will!

13) So, anyway, do you wear ninja masks/headbands to school or public ever?

Yeah...Funny story behind that, really
No
HIII-YAH!
And ruin my nails? Please!

14) The next questions will test your reflexes, okay?

Got-it, cheif!
Whateve'
OHH! MUFFIN!

15) AAAAAAAH

......RUN!
DODGE!
ATTACK!
AAAAAAAAAH
...Big whoop.

16) Tmp tmp tmp tmp tmp

................
I THINK somebody's coming!
Attack!
RUN!
...Uh-huh. Right.

17) TAK TAK TAK TAK!

I KNOW somebosy's coming 'cause tak is SO less stealthy than tmp!
......Panic attack!
Or ATTACK!
I better run!

18) Enough of that. Tell me more about you!

I am ninja
She is ninja
He is ninja, too.
I am ninja
We are ninja
Oh, I beleive that you are ninja, too!

19) What would your awesome ninja codename be?

Yes
No
What kind of codenames are "Yes" and "No"?
White Tigar! Or somthing to that effect.
I wouldn't want one.

20) Last question! Do YOU beleive that you're a ninja?

HECK. YES.
No
I dunno....I think I feel sick