Sex - Hot Gal

A guy catches a hot gal giving him the eye in the supermarket.

"Do I know you?" he asks.

"Aren't you the father of one of my children," she questions.

He quickly thinks back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful and adds, "were you the hooker I banged on the snooker table at my stag party, while your mate spanked me with a piece of wet celery whilst shoving a huge cucumber up my arse?"

"No!", she replies "I'm your daughter's teacher!"

Rating: 3.51