Blonde - Memory Loss

There was a blonde a brunette and a red head. They were all really old.They were all sitting around a coffee table. The brunette says to the other girls '' Im really losing my memory...this morning i couldn't remember whether i was just getting up or going to bed!''
The redhead then says '' You think thats bad!?.....today i was at the top of the stairs and i couldn't remember whether i was going down the stairs or going up them?!!!''
Then the blonde says '' Well...my memory is as good as knock on wood!'' and she knocked on the table.The blonde then says '' Oh! I'll get the door!''

Rating: 3.39