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Other - Chuck Norris

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist

Chuck Norris found more ways to skin a cat

God said "Let there be light." Chuck Norris said "Say please."

Why doesn't Chuck Norris go bald? He forces the hair to stay there.

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris lets live.

What goes through Chuck Norris's victim's minds and he beats them up? His shoe.

Chuck Norris beat up his shadow for following too closely. Now his shadow stays 30 feet away at all times.

When Chuck Norris looked at a mirror, it broke because nothing stands between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can beat you up so bad, he can alter your DNA. Generations from now, your descendants will hold their head saying "What was that?"

There are no players with steroids, just players that Chuck Norris has breathed on.

February 29th occurs once every four years because Chuck Norris wills it to be so.

Chuck Norris once shot down a plane by pointing his finger at it, yelling "Bang!"

Chuck Norris once taught "Buttkicking 101". No one survived.

In the average living room, there are 1,242 objects. Chuck Norris could kill you with all of them, including the room itself.

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