Blonde - Blonde Driving

A blonde is driving her car and sees a tree so she swerves left

She sees another tree and she swerves right this time

She saw another tree and swerved left again and wrecked into a telephone pole

So a cop comes to investigate and he asks "What happened here ma'am?"

She replies "I saw a tree so i swerved left, then saw another tree so i swerved right, then i saw another tree and swerved left again and thats how i hit this pole."

The cop looked around outside for a minute and didn't see any tree's, so then the cop looked inside the car. When the cop came back out he said "Ma'am there arent any trees around here, that was just your air freshner swinging back and forth."

Rating: 3.56