Lawyer - The Lawyer And The Genie

There was a lawyer walking on a beach. He stubbed his toe on a bottle, when he picked it up, a genie came out. "You get three wishes," said the Genie, "But, for everything you wish for, every lawyer in the entire world gets TWO of." So the lawyer agreed.

"I have always wanted a million dollars," he said.

"Remember, every lawyer gets two million," reminded the Genie.

The lawyer nodded, and got a million dollars.

"I have always wanted a red mercedes." said the lawyer.

On the beach apeared a red mercedes.

"And I have always wanted to donate a kidney!"

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