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Sex - Bus Loading
a fairly attractive woman is getting on a bus wearing a tight dress. She cant quite reach the step, because her dress is too tight
she reaches back and unzips her dress a little, and tries again, but gets the same results
She reaches back and unzips her ress a little more and tries again, and its too tight again, so she reaches back and uzips it all the way
She fells a hand on her ass, and wheels around to see a drunk, and she says,"sir i dont think you know me well enough to put your hand on my ass."
The drunk says slurring,"well ma'am, i dont think you know me well enough to unzip my zipper."