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Sex - The Mailman

Joe was retiring after 45 years of delivering mail. On his retirement day he goes to deliver mail.

At the first house he gets a fruit cake, a gift card to The Red Lobster, and a cellphone.

At the second house he gets the same.

At the third house he sees the newly married woman waiting for him in a silk robe. She takes him into the bedroom and she screws him every which way until he says that he won't be able to walk. She goes downstairs and makes eggs and coffee. Under the coffee cup he finds a dollar.

He asks, "what's the dollar for?"

She replies, "Well, when I asked my husband what I should give you for your retirement, he said 'Screw him, give him a dollar!'"

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