Sex - Treated Oranges

A woman goes into a greengrocer and is looking round anxiously at a pile of oranges.

"Can I help you madam?" asks the shopkeeper.

"Well, I was looking for some fruit for my husband. Have these oranges been treated with any poisonous fertilizer or weedkiller?" she replies.

"No madam, you'll have to get that from the chemist's."

Rating: 1.72