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Other - St. Peter And The Ducks

So this man gets hit by a car and ends up at the gates of heaven with St. Peter. St. Peter tells him that he can do anything he wants as long as he doesnt step on any ducks. If he steps on a duck, he will be chained to someone incredibly ugly for the rest of his stay in heaven. This seems a very strange request, so the man agrees he wont step on any ducks. But as the gates open he sees ducks everywhere. He thinks to himself, "what did i just get into, this will be impossible." He manages to go without stepping on a duck surprisingly. So after a week, all of a sudden, St. Peter comes up and chains a gorgeous blond to the guys wrist. The guy asks "what did i do to deserve this wonderful surprise?" St. Peter tells him "you didnt do anything, she stepped on a duck though."

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