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Sex - The Deaf Wife.
A man went to his friends house and said, "I think my wife is losing her hearing, what should I do?"
His friend told him to use the 20, 10, 5 step technique.
So, the next day at lunch he counted off 20 steps from her.
He asked her what's for supper.
He went 10 steps closer and asked what is for supper.
Still, no answer.
He went 5 steps closer, and asked what's for supper.
She said, "PIZZA! For the third damn time!"