Other - Jewish Man Confession

An elderly Jewish man enters a church and goes inside a confession box.
The priest realises he is Jewish but caries on as usual.
The Jewish man sais, "father, I met a wonderful woman, she is only 26 and I am 80, she cleans for me, she irons for me and she treats me like an idol" The priest interupts and sais "I am a Catholic priest, and this is a catholic church, and you are Jewish.So why are you telling me this?" The old man answered, "Bloody hell! I'm telling everybody!"

Rating: 2.48