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Other - Haddock
One day, a boy walked into a butchers and said "Can I get some haddock please?" The butcher replies "No. This is a butchers so we don't serve fish."
The next day, the same boy comes back to the butchers and says "Can I get some haddock please?" Feeling rather pestered, the butcher tells him once again "No. This is a butchers so we don't serve haddock!"
Sure enough the next day the boy comes back again and asks for some haddock. "Right that's it!!" yells the butcher. "Spell haddock!"
Feeling rather confused the boy says "H-A-D-D-O-C-K." The butcher stares at him and says "You forgot the 'f'."
The boy grins at him and cockily replies "But there's no 'f' in haddock."
The butcher yells "THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU FOR THE PAST TWO DAYS!!"