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Lawyer - Lawyers Replacing Lab Rats
It was announced today that all government life-sciences
research facilities will start using lawyers for
experimentation purposes instead of lab rats.
The reasons given were:
1) There are far more lawyers than rats in the USA
2) Researchers don't form emotional bonds with the lawyers, and
3) There are some things that even a rat won't do.