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Blonde - Crocidile Boots

One day a blonde woman wants to buy some crocodile boots but is enraged by the high price. The store clerk refused to haggle so the blonde stomped out of the store saying
"I'll go get my own crocodile boots!"
The store clerk just ignored her.
A few days later the clerk was driving home and saw a blonde woman with a shotgun waist deep in swamp water and a 9 foot crocodile rushing toward her. At the last second she shoots and kills the crocodile and drags it on shore with several others. The clerk hears her say.-
"Damn!! This one isn't wearing boots either!!!!"

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