Blonde - Completely Blonde

Three blondes were on a island. They then see a magic lamp. The genie grants them one wish each.

The first blond says 'I wish I had a quater of a brain'. The genie clicked his fingers and she had a quater of a brain. She then swam one quater the way home and drowned.

The second blonde asked for half a brain. The genie gave her half a brain and she swam half the way home and got eaten by a shark.

Finally the third blonde asked for a full brain. The genie gave her a brain and she took the bridge home.

Rating: 3.34