Are you scared of monsters?

  Yes
  No
  Maybe, why would i tell you?
  OH MY GOSH WHERE?!
  Wait, does clowns count?

You come face-to-face with a tiger do you:

  Run screaming
  Cry
  FIGHT!!!!!
  Please dont eat me, i taste bad....
  What's a tiger?

An alien says 'i come in peace' you:

  Make friends with him
  You throw cheese at him
  Say: Not right now im fighting a tiger
  Cry
  Say: DIE YOU BLOODY PERV!!!!! AHHHHHHH

A guy has a fake rat on a stick and while your sitting on a chair doing your homework and you see the rat at your feet what do you do after he scares you?

  Run screaming
  Cry
  Laugh
  Get mad and beat the crap out of the guy

You hear on the news that a killer is on the loose in your neighood what do you do?

  Board up window and doors and hide in my toilet
  who gives one! I am supernatual
  SCREAM!!!!!!!!!
  Wait by the door with a baseball bat READY!!!!!
  Get cheese ready!!!

OH NO the you are face-to-face with the killer!!! you:

  SCREAM!!!!!!
  Hit him with the bat
  Run to the toilet
  I'm dead......
  THROW THE CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A man asks you to come to him, what do you do?

  Go to him
  Walk away
  Go to him and slap him
  SCREAM!!!!!!
  THROW THE CHEESE!!!!!

A Boy tells you to meet him after school for a fight You:

  Go tell the principle
  Run Away
  Cry
  Go to him and fight.....Duh!
  Awww man, ive ran out of cheese!!!!!!!!

Do you have to use cheese?!

  Yes
  No
  Duh....
  What do you have against cheese?!
  THROW THE CHE--- oh right....