Do you play Club Penguin with your friends?

  No, I just waddle around. That's the only point right?
  A lot, I really enjoy it .
  Yeah, why not.
  A little

Do you consider yourself a "pro" in Club Penguin?

  Totally, why wouldn't I?
  I don't know, a little.
  No, HOW DO I DO TRICKS IN THE SURFING THING?!?!?!

Are you good at Card-Jitsu and the other versions of Card-Jitsu?

  Yes, in fact, I challenge ANYONE!
  Yeah, I'm a ninja!
  Sort of...
  I always lose cause I don't have any cards!

Just to see if you are smart enough... Click the answer!

  42!
  The answer!
  Window!
  I like pie!
  the answer!

Just to see if you aren't lying... EXACTLY when did old Club Penguin close?

  Wednesday, October 20, 2006
  Thursday, September 20, 2007
  Monday, January 4th, 2007
  Friday, December 22, 2006

Just to see if you are wise enough... Click the one lying. Who stole the fish? It was not a normal one. It was worth 1000000 coins!

  Please I swear, I didn't do it! The mullet had it not me!
  Trust me I didn't take the fish! I only took it to the lodge and the next thing I knew it was gone!
  I promise you it's not me! I just went to the relaxing lodge to feed some fish!
  I don't know who took the fish but I saw the shadow of the mullet eating something that looked like a fish and next to that shadow... A penguin laughing evilly...

What would SENSEI want to hear?

  Hi Sensei, cool beard!
  Hello, Sensei, I'm ready for training!
  Want to go see a movie Sensei?
  Do you like Justin Bieber Sensei?

Are you proud to play Club Penguin?

  YEAH, always!
  Nah, I don't know.
  Probably a little
  I'd rather be dead then have that weird feeling of playing Club Penguin. I can't get it to stop!

One very last question, will your final score affect the way you play Club Penguin?

  Yes, this test means everything to me!
  I rely on what others say but mostly on what I know.
  Not much...
  No, I'm just doing this whole thing for fun.